100 Best Paranoia Questions for Teens

If you’re in a group social setting and are looking for a game to play that doesn’t require any equipment, you might want to consider a game called Paranoia! This is a question game that functions similarly to “who is most likely to”, “would you rather“, or telephone, and is a great game for teens to have fun with. The best games to play are ones that are easy to learn, so even first timers can join in on the fun. Luckily, the rules to the Paranoia Question Game are super simple and everyone can enjoy it immediately. A big part of this game is coming up with questions to ask, so we’ve put together a massive list of questions that you can use as inspiration while playing Paranoia. Some questions are silly, some are surprising, and all of them are meant to create laughs without going too far.

Whether you’re looking for a game to play at a birthday party or sleepover, you should consider playing Paranoia! One thing to consider is that you should encourage players to only ask appropriate questions so nobody feels uncomfortable. This is very similar to other question-based games such as 21 questions or hot seat.

How to Play Paranoia

The first step is to have everyone sit in a circle so each person can easily hear and see one another. The first player begins by whispering a question to the person next to them. The question is about someone in the group with phrases like “Who is most likely to” or “Who would.”

The person hearing the question answers by pointing at someone in the group and saying their name outloud. Besides the 2 people asking and answering the question, nobody knows what the question is. After the name is said, the group may ask to hear the question. The person who answered can choose whether to reveal it or keep it a secret, depending on the rules the group agreed on. Then, you move on to the next person to ask a question to the person next to them. You can go clockwise or pick people at random.

Best Paranoia Questions

1. Who has the best sense of humor?
2. Who is most likely to trip on nothing?
3. Which person would laugh at the worst moment?
4. Who would forget why they walked into a room?
5. Who is most likely to spill food on themselves?
6. Who is the best at making you laugh?
7. Who would mess up a simple task?
8. Who is most likely to lose their phone?
9. Who is the most likely to go on Jeopardy?
10. Who is the worst texter in the group?
11. Who is most likely to fall asleep in class?
12. Who is most likely to not do their homework?
13. Who is most likely to laugh at their own joke?
14. Who is the most forgetful?
15. Who is always late?
16. Who is the worst at whispering?
17. Who is the worst listener?
18. Who would struggle with basic instructions?
19. Who would panic over something tiny?
20. Who would forget where they parked?
21. Who would knock something over immediately?
22. Who uses the most teen slang?
23. Who would misunderstand a very clear joke?
24. Who would laugh during a serious moment?
25. Who would forget someone’s name right after hearing it?
26. Who is most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse?
27. Who would panic first in an emergency?
28. Who would get famous online?
29. Who would accidentally go viral on Tiktok?
30. Who would win a reality TV show?
31. Who overreacts the most?
32. Who has the biggest sweet tooth?
33. Who is the best public speaker?
34. Who has read the most books?
35. Who complains about homework the most?

Paranoia Questions for Friends

36. Who is most likely to procrastinate?
37. Who would stress over nothing?
38. Who would do the best on Survivor?
39. Who would overthink a simple text?
40. Who is the most athletic in the friend group?
41. Who is the most musically talented?
42. Who would stress about grades the most?
43. Who would wait until the last minute to study?
44. Who is most likely to send a risky text?
45. Who is the best at making new friends
46. Who secretly loves drama?
47. Who is the loudest?
48. Who could win American Idol?
49. Who would win in a race?
50. Who is the best at cooking?
51. Who is the most awkward person in the friend group!
52. Who is the most likely to double-text?
53. Who would change plans last minute?
54. Who here is overly competitive?
55. Who is the most likely to become a billionaire?
56. Who hates surprises the most?
57. Who would overpack for a trip?
58. Who is the most stubborn?
59. Who would give in easily?
60. Who always forgets important details?
61. Who would apologize even when not wrong?
62. Who is terrible at lying?
63. Who is the best driver?
64. Who could survive the longest without Wifi?

Nice Paranoia Game Questions

65. Who would be the best leader?
66. Who is the biggest animal lover?
67. Who would give the best advice?
68. Who in the group has the best fashion sense?
69. Who would always help a friend?
70. Who would be the most trustworthy?
71. Who can handle stress the best?
72. Who would make everyone feel welcome?
73. Who here is the nicest to strangers?
74. Who would be the hero in a movie?
75. Who is the most reliable?
76. Who is the best at telling stories?
77. Who cheers everyone up?
78. Who is the most creative?
79. Who is the best role model?
80. Who always stands up for others?
81. Who is the most patient?
82. Who is great at teamwork?
83. Who would stay positive?
84. Who would motivate the group?
85. Who would listen the best?
86. Who gives the best pep talks?
87. Who brings the best energy?

Juicy Paranoia Questions

88. Who takes jokes too seriously?
89. Who has the most crushes?
90. Who is the worst at keeping secrets?
91. Who is the best at flirting?
92. Who would get nervous talking to their crush?
93. Who in the group do you think is the best kisser?
94. Who is the worst at avoiding drama?
95. Who is most likely to stalk someone on social media?
96. Who is most likely to kiss and tell?
97. Who catches feelings the fastest?
98. Who would catfish someone?
99. Who is the most likely to get catfished?
100. Who is the biggest gossip?