60 Hilarious Halloween Dad Jokes

Halloween Dad Jokes are a playful way to highlight the season. They can include spooky vibes and mood-lightening chuckles. Dad jokes are fun because parents can use them to annoy their kids, and teens can use them to make their friends laugh (probably while rolling their eyes). Surprise those around you with random Halloween dad jokes, share them with trick-or-treaters, or include them in fun treats for your friends.

Halloween Jokes for Kids

1. Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
   They taste funny.
2. Why did the zombie go to school?
   He wanted to improve his “dead-ucation.”
3. How do zombies get around?
   By riding scare‑cycles.
4. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo Who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
5. What do zombies use to cook?
   A ghoul‑den pan.
6. What do ghosts have in their noses?
   Boo-gers!
7. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
   I-Scream!
8. What do ghosts wear to the party?
   Boo-tiful gowns.
9. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
   Boo-berries.
10. Why did the witch’s team lose the baseball game?
    Their bats flew away.
11. What’s a witch’s favorite school subject?
    Hex‑tra credit.
12. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
    The trom-bone.
13. What’s a skeleton’s favorite candy?
    Jawbreakers.
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    Frostbite.
15. Why was the vampire so unpopular?
    He was a pain in the neck.
16. What kind of music do mummies like?
    Wrap!
17. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of sandwich?
    A wrap.
18. Why was the skeleton laughing?
    He hit his funny bone!
19. How do mummies tell their future?
    With a crystal wrap.
20. Why was the mummy afraid of the computer?
    It didn’t want to get caught in the web.

Halloween Jokes for Adults

1. What do vegetarian zombies eat?
   Graaaains!
2. What’s a zombie’s favorite exercise?
   The deadlift.
3. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of weather?
   Dead calm.
4. Why are ghosts bad at lying?
   Because you can see right through them.
5. Why don’t ghosts like rain?
   It dampens their spirits.
6. How do ghosts keep fit?
   By exorcising regularly.
7. How do pumpkins get married?
   They wed in the gourd-en.
8. Why did the pumpkin go to the party?
   Because it was a gourd time!
9. What’s a witch’s favorite drink?
   Brewed coffee.
10. What do you call two witches living together?
    Broommates.
11. What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
    The grim sweeper.
12. What’s a vampire’s favorite dog breed?
    A bloodhound.
13. Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
    He heard steak was bad for his heart.
14. What kind of boat do vampires travel in?
    Blood vessels.
15. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
    They’re afraid to unwind.
16. Why did the mummy go to the doctor?
    He was feeling a little unravelled.
17. What do you call a fashionable monster?
    A trend-setter from the black lagoon.
18. How do monsters prefer their eggs?
    Terri-fried.
19. Why was the graveyard so noisy?
    All the coffin.

Funny Halloween Jokes

1. What’s a zombie’s favorite bean?
   A human bean.
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the amusement park?
   The roller-ghoster.
3. How do ghosts send letters?
   With the ghost office.
4. Why did the ghost cross the road?
   To get to the other fright.
5. How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
   With a pumpkin patch.
6. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid?
   It had no guts.
7. What did the pumpkin say to the carver?
   Cut it out!
8. Why don’t witches wear flat hats?
   There’s no point.
9. How do witches keep their hair in place?
   With scare-spray.
10. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
    Spelling.
11. Why don’t pumpkins play sports?
    They’re afraid of getting smashed.
12. What kind of makeup do witches wear?
    Mas-scare-a.
13. Why don’t skeletons go trick-or-treating alone?
    They don’t have the backbone.
14. What do skeletons say before eating?
    Bone appétit!
15. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
    No body wanted to go with him.
16. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
    A neck-tarine.
17. Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
    They don’t like steaks.
18. How do vampires start their letters?
    “Tomb it may concern…”
19. What do you call a vampire who lives in the kitchen?
    Count Spatula.
20. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
    Fangsgiving.
21. Why did the werewolf go to the party?
    He wanted to have a howling good time.

When to Say Funny Halloween Dad Jokes

Halloween is a spooky time of year, but you can make it less scary with some jokes for teens. Pair a good halloween dad joke with candy, costumes, and halloween movies to get in the spooky season mood! These jokes are great so share at a halloween party or with trick-or-treaters as they come by to your house asking for candy.