99 Funny Jokes for Teens

Making teens laugh isn’t always easy, but we’ve got you covered. This list of funny jokes for teens is packed with ones that will get everyone cracking up. While you may have heard some of these before, there’s no way you’ve heard all 99 of them! Whether you’re hanging out, texting, or just need a quick laugh, these jokes are perfect. Jokes are also great conversation starters! So, get ready to have some fun and share a few!

Funny Jokes for Teens

1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
3. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
10. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish.
11. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
12. Why was the math teacher late to work? She took the rhombus.
13. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
14. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.
15. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
16. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish.
17. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
18. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
19. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

Funny Jokes for 11-13 Year Olds

20. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
21. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
22. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
23. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
24. Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse.
25. Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.
26. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
27. Why was the broom late? It swept in.
28. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
29. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
30. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
31. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left.
32. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
33. Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the right koalifications.
34. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
35. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
36. Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s too much of a pain in the neck.
37. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
38. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
39. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
40. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up the pants.

Funny Jokes for 13+ Year Olds

41. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
42. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
43. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
44. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
45. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
46. Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
47. What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-astrophe.
48. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
49. Why did the duck go to rehab? It was a quack addict.
50. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
51. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
52. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
53. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed.
54. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
55. Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
56. Why was the stadium so hot? Because all the fans left.
57. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.
58. What do you call a bear stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear.
59. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
60. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

Jokes for 15 Year Olds

61. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
62. What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake? A python.
63. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
64. Why did the computer break up with the internet? Because it found someone with better bandwidth!
65. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
66. Why did the student bring a broom to class? Because they wanted to sweep the exam!
67. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
68. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
69. Why did the girl bring a pencil to bed? Because she wanted to draw the curtains!
70. Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
71. What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
72. Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she felt like she was just a number!
73. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
74. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
75. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
76. Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes.
77. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school!
78. Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
79. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
80. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

Jokes for High Schoolers 

81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
82. Why did the computer break up with the internet? It found someone with better bandwidth!
83. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
84. Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
85. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
86. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
87. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
88. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
89. Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field.
90. Why did the melons have a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe.
91. Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one.
92. Why don’t dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet.
93. Why did the horse chew with its mouth open? Because it had bad stable manners.
94. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
95. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
96. Why did the owl say, “Hoo?” Because it didn’t give a hoot.
97. Why did the sheep become a comedian? Because he was really baa-d at being serious.
98. What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moo-sician.
99. Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad away.

Knock Knock Jokes for Teens

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly. Cow says “moo!”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!